question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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