lets start a swedish sibling band together
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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