in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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