The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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