Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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