i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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