I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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