I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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