remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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