just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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