Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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