life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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