You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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