wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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