Sry I called you an 8
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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