Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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