i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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