I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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