My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't deserve a penis
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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