we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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