READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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