went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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