When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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