I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
