drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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