Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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