Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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