I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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