Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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