im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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