sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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