Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
just tell him i said nine months
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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