this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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