if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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