Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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