Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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