just come out here and I will go home with you...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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