PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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