its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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