i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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