what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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