I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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