i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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