I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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