I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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