just come out here and I will go home with you...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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