That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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