she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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