Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
