Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
and you said cock pushups were impossible
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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