I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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