Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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