ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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