Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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