Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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