quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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