Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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