omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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