I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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