Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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